HOBOWARS!

You pick up the phone and press it to your ear.

fuhred: Hello? Who is this?

Voice: It doesn’t matter who this is. I know you, fuhred. Listen, I would like to make a little deal with you. You know, you scratch your back I’ll scratch mine. Or something like that. What do you say?

fuhred: Hello? Who is this?

Voice: *sigh* Lets just say I'm an old enemy... I mean friend! Listen, this is what I need you to do. I need you to head down to the playground and visit the sandbox. There should be a little kid playing in the sand. Simply ask him "Is the sand dry today?". Just like that. That’s the code. After that, he will offer you his pail of sand for about $1000. Buy the pail of sand, and we will talk later.

fuhred: Hello? Who is this?

Voice: Hmmmph

fuhred: Mom?

Voice: Bye

fuhred: Jenn?

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